If you want your lowrider’s horn to blast something different than “La Cucaracha” then look no further than Horntones, which will be making its debut come this April. For a mere $149.99, this tiny device will attach directly to your horn speaker, and spurt out up to 8 song clips of your choice. Next time someone cuts you off, or is driving too slow in the fast lane, let your road rage roar in style!

With this USB power Hello Kitty keyboard, you’ll be talk of your Japanese pop culture loving cubicle buddy.

Sadly, there is no price for this available, nor where to get it. But if you’re savvy enough you’ll be able to find and pick this up. It’ll look great next to your Hello Kitty Personal Massager.

Kloss Interactors has created this wicked cool table that has pressure-actived lights beneath the black surface. run your fingers across the table to leave streaks that disappear after a few seconds. Put a glass of clear liquid on the table, and soon the beverage has become illuminated.

Right now the table goes for $2400 dollars, and has been several years in the making. hopefully with a little time the price will go down,and this table will make its way into the homes of intergalactic basement bars across the nation!

With Valentine’s Day fast approaching, it is time to find that special gift to give your sweetie. If she’s a computer geek, she’ll definitely appreciate this:

This USB flash disk hold 32MB of potential memories. Put a few of your favorite pictures on there and maybe some of your favorite sentimental songs.

Are you a college student who drinks more than enough to kill Otis Campbell from the Andy Griffith Show?

Maybe you already have a couple of DUIs under your belt and need to make sure you don’t screw up again?

Then the Alcohawk ABI Digital Breathalyzer might just be the gadget for you. $99.99 definitely seems like a reasonable price for something that can save innocent lives and also avoid embarrassing pictures that will follow you for the rest of your career.

If only I drank enough to make such an item useful. I guess I better go get started on that. Prey for my liver.

I don’t know what to think about this USB drive. Sure, it’s kinda funny to see a dog mercilessly humping one of your USB slots, but if the drive makes as much noise as it seems to in the supplied video, I think I’ll pass.

Maybe I’ll get one as a gift for my friend that enjoys receiving crap from places like Spencer’s. Oh, man, hahaha, he’s just such a wild and crazy guy. Yeah, he loves his S&M teddy bear figurines and greeting cards featuring really fat people. If it wasn’t for the fact that he’s unemployed and doesn’t have a girlfriend, he’d never have time to window shop there every single time he’s goes to the mall (which is pretty much every day since he has nowhere else to go).

As we head into the busy holiday travel time and long hours on the road, the possibility of falling asleep behind the wheel becomes an ever growing threat.  However, a new device on the market, The Drive Alert Master II, could save your life.  Here is their blurb:

The Drive Alert Master II works like a splash of cold water in the middle of the night. You’re behind the wheel late at night after a long day. Your eyes begin to grow heavy as oncoming headlights lull you into a state of drowsiness. And then without warning you fall asleep at the wheel. Luckily this scenario doesn’t have to end in tragedy as so often happens. That’s because the Drive Alert will help keep you awake until you arrive safely at your destination. Drive Alert’s ergonomic design is comfortable, east to use and operates on low battery consumption. It’s also popular with truck drivers who spend many long hours on our nation’s highways. Just turn it on, adjust the wake up angle switch and place it behind your ear. When you begin to doze off and your head slumps forward, the Drive Alert will emit a LOUD, powerful BEEPING sound to wake you up. Using the Drive Alert could save the lives of you and your loved ones. And it may be the best safety device your car never had.

We here at 2BlogGadgets care about your safety.  If you’re dead, you can’t read our future postings.