Do you have a hard time getting your kids to take a bath? Do they act like you’re trying to dip them in a bathtubfull of acid instead of water?

Gelli Baff might be able to help you turn them around to the clean side.

Bathe your kids in a goopy mess!

I’m sure kids would love that, but just imagine the other possibilities. Watching strippers wrestle in mud or Jello is so played out, not to mention unhygienic. Gelli Baff could revolutionize explicit stripper sports with its filthy cleansing properties.

Someone needs to email the makers and tell them they’re marketing the product to the wrong demographic.