How drunk are you?
Are you a college student who drinks more than enough to kill Otis Campbell from the Andy Griffith Show?
Maybe you already have a couple of DUIs under your belt and need to make sure you don’t screw up again?
Then the Alcohawk ABI Digital Breathalyzer might just be the gadget for you. $99.99 definitely seems like a reasonable price for something that can save innocent lives and also avoid embarrassing pictures that will follow you for the rest of your career.
If only I drank enough to make such an item useful. I guess I better go get started on that. Prey for my liver.















