Maybe it’s the way I talk or that I have really loud friends who can never hear me over their own ramblings, but I’ve never had much luck with cellphone headsets. It’s hard to hold a conversation when you’re constantly yelling, “What?” at each other. Unfortunately, you can’t really use a cellphone without a headset for very long conversations because of the inability to hold them to your ear with your shoulder. It’s freaking impossible to type with both hands, for example, while trying to do that.

So in steps old tech design to save the day.

That’s just beautiful. The damn thing is twice the size of the pictured RAZR and shaped just like something you’d find in your grandmother’s living room.

They also sell an older wired model, but cables are one old technology I can most definitely live without.