A lack in USB Hub variety got you down? Do you want to plug your peripherals into something truly unique and horribly unwieldy?

Then why don’t you make yourself something like this?

USB Hub Monster
(Image CC by fungus amungus)

And when you’re done synching your mp3 player, you can stick it in your kid’s room and scare a few years off the poor child’s life. It’s a win for everyone.