You can expect to spend 7 years of your lifetime in the bathroom.  So if you got one of these you can sit on the throne like Royalty!    The Brondell Swash 600 toilet seat is heated, and it washes and dries your bum when you’re done.  It offers a warm-air dryer, temperature-controlled heated seat, remote control, massage, dual nozzle action, and gentle close lid. With this I might spend 15 years of my lifetime in the bathroom!